Short Takes 7: Temptation
My Common Sense is mean and kind of smug. … More Short Takes 7: Temptation
My Common Sense is mean and kind of smug. … More Short Takes 7: Temptation
Who even drinks a small coffee? ANTS? … More Short Takes 6: Size Does Matter
My bank account actively hates me. … More Short Takes 5: Smart Investing & Other Jokes
Just because I recognize the problem doesn’t mean I’m going to fix it. … More Short Takes 4: I Won’t Do That
Don’t you dare disrespect my coffee. … More Short Takes 3: Caffeine Is Love
This happened a while ago and always amused me, but I never wrote it. It’s Monday and banging around in my head. Roommate: Uh… Me: Hi! How was your day? Roommate: Fine… I have a question. Me: Yeah? Roommate: So… um… why do you have a plant in the bathtub? Me: Why DON’T you have … More Short Takes 2: Failure To Logic
A spoonful of sugar is not open to interpretation. … More Short Takes 1: Medical Savvy